Popcorn used to be a breakfast cereal in the 1800's!
Oh the 1800's, what an interesting time for humanity. Modern economics was being founded, our knowledge of medicine and science began to increase rapidly, and the influence of the Catholic Church on the global stage was the lowest it had been in centuries. It was a beautiful time for everyone, mainly because popcorn was used as breakfast cereal!
Your childhood dream was once a reality, because people all around the world were eating popcorn with milk and sweetener every morning, as 'the most important meal of the day'. Popcorn can't be bad for you, it was once breakfast. Now go out to the movie theater and eat a big bowl of everyone's favorite breakfast.