A man named his sons Winner and Loser. Guess how their lives turned out?
If you thought Winner had an awesome successful life, while Loser struggled for anything good… you'd be dead wrong. What a cruel social experiment this dad performed but the story to tell is kinda interesting. Loser became a successful policeman and eventually a detective, while winner fell into a life of drugs and crime.
Loser was a star student and athlete, went to prep school on scholarship and then college. Winner now lives in a homeless shelter after serving 2 years for breaking into a car. Although the source doesn't explain why Winner (the oldest) got his name, Loser did simply because the family thought… if we have a winner, why not a loser?